I'm really drunk There's nobody over Why don't you come by? You'll like it You wanna stay up with me? We can buy a pizza I've gotta stop drinkin' around men, They just wanna bust a nut. I hate it when they're on top and They all have little dicks. I Think I'll get out of town where- Where a girl can find some peace of Maybe move to another country where- Where men aren't all so sexist. Maybe if I hide in the closet Maybe with a bottle of wine I'll crack you on the noggin' - We'll have a real wild time!