Without me here this place is screwed Y'all don't know half the shit I do You shoulda understood from the get go I oughta be runnin' this shithole P.s, I pissed in the coffee pot Took a big dump in the parking lot Hid a dildo in the drawer Kiss my ass I'm out the door I'm off to chase my dreams Crush more pussy than you've ever seen I guess what I really mean is