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28 сентября 2026, понедельник
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham

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американский комик, музыкант, автор-исполнитель, поэт и актёр. Бёрнем известен как автор комедийных и сатирических песен. Свою карьеру Бо начинал с выкладывания видеозаписей исполнения его песен на YouTube, где те стали популярны: его видеоканал имеет уже более 150 миллионов просмотров.

Страна
США
Год основания
1990
The world's so fucking sad, bro, Pain, starvation, Aids. But I gotta remember there are good things about it too Like the fact that none of that is happening to me.
Want perfect children, a perfect life, Perfect husband or a perfect wife. But deep down I know I don't deserve it. But We all deserve love. Even on the days when we aren't our best, Cause we all suck, But love can make us suck less. We all deserve love, It's the very best part of being alive.
I love your hair I love your name I love the way you say it. I love your heart and you're so smart, 'cause you gave away it. I love your sis' I love your dad I love your mum. But more than all of that I love the fact that you are dumb enough, To not realize everything I've said has been said before. In a thousand ways in a thousand songs, some with the same four chords. I also hope that you don't see through This cleverly constructed ruse Designed by a marketing team. Cashing in on puberty and low self-esteem And girls' desperate need to feel loved I love my baby and you know I couldn't live without her But now I need to make every girl think this song's about her Just to make sure that they spread it like the plague So I describe my dream girl as really really vague, like "I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color. I love it when you smile, that you smile wide, And I love how your torso has an arm on either side. We know it's not right, we know it's not funny, But we'll stop beating this dead horse when it stops spitting out money. But until then, we will repeat stuff.
And love is, a homeless guy... searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.
You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to You can eat pork 'cause why the fuck would I give a shit? (I created the universe, think I'd draw the line at the fucking deli aisle?)
Вы не попадете в рай, Съешьте хоть тысячу печений, спойте миллион псалмов, Никто из вас не попадет в рай, Вы не дети Бога, Вы неудачная партия в The Sims.