Bo Burnham — From God's Perspective

Вы не попадете в рай, Съешьте хоть тысячу печений, спойте миллион псалмов, Никто из вас не попадет в рай, Вы не дети Бога, Вы неудачная партия в The Sims.

You argue and you bicker and you fight. Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night. Over what they think is true.

You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to You can eat pork 'cause why the fuck would I give a shit? (I created the universe, think I'd draw the line at the fucking deli aisle?)